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gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

wuldor:

tastelesssandwiches:

blazikengirl:

Reggierock, Reggiece. Reggiesteel.

And their leader,

#REGGIEGIYGAS IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

RPGer: This is the End and the endless jokes about rape »

madsabroo:

janie-mcpants:

doktorbedlam:

diaphenia:

Let’s talk about This is the End.

It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying.

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So, I…

Carver clearly has it out for Hawke

Carver (Prologue): I'll keep watch if you need to stop for a moment.
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Carver (Act I): If you have a problem with my sister, you have a problem with me.
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Carver (Act III): No! I won't kill my sister for you!
Carver (Act III): You'll have to go trough me!
Carver (Act III): I'm proud to call you sister. That's gone unsaid too long.
Carver (Act III): If I could take you without risking my sister, you'd never see daylight again. Clear?
Carver (Act III): Things the way they are, I wouldn't have anyone else in the position. Or watching out for my sister.
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Carver (If Hawke falls): Get up! Don't do this!
Carver: Don't you die on me! Not after all this!
Carver: You're not leaving me like this, come on!
Carver: You'll be alright! Damn it! You'll be alright!
Carver (If Hawke falls and is female): Sister!

anofficialloser:

I couldn’t find a good quality of this on Tumblr, so I decided to add one myself. It’s old, but I love it. I actually cried while reading this.

Written by a member in IGN | Drawn by ONESOUND

askciaran:

OK I DREW A SHIP ART

HAND OVER YOUR FIRSTBORN NOW

^{^{^{(it would be nice to actually get paid though)}}}

aquiladafirenze:

yusufdaistanboo:

lamdiel:

Omg I’ve never seen one sprint before XD

THAT IS SO INSANELY PRECIOUS, I CANNOT—

salamseeker:

4futurer:

It’s funny how it’s always the Muslim woman who is “oppressed”

Forever Reblog.

Why I think my dad’s a hunter

gracefullikeagazelle:

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement

(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

Your father is a hunter.

woahkicks:

JoJo that’s not how it works ok

the-doctor-dreams:

periodicbacon:

the-doctor-dreams:

periodicbacon:

Unless they live in Denmark >.>

Free education party *<(:-)

swiggity swailure

americas a failure

swiggity swaq

they used all their money on the war in iraq

swiggity sweirs

and their history isn’t theirs

nostopdasgay:

officialbioware:

kawaiipyro:

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE