On a personal note, I won’t be with my computer awhile.
if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you
how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police
LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN
brooke tomatoes are fruits
“Wearing revealing clothes makes you a slut”
“Flirting makes you a slut”
“Having big boobs makes you a slut”
“Liking sex makes you a slut”
(Source: letsrockynroll, via spookylif)
Wow, this is thought provoking.
Okay this might seem random, but you know what pisses me off:
When men (I’m not talking about all men, just men I’ve heard say it) look at pictures of stick thin models and say, “Ew, I like curves on a woman! Bones are for dogs!” blah blah blah blah.
But by curves they mean “a tiny waist and toned legs but a huge ass and boobs”. It is so much easier to just exercise yourself down to a thin/toned body than it is to have a giant ass and boobs AND a tight tummy. They think they’re being progressive by saying Kate Upton is more attractive than Keira Knightley and they’re not. They’re not not not. It’s just promoting another equally unattainable beauty standard. >80
seriously !! ^^^^
^^ god bless this,
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
This is perfect
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
PlayStation 4 Colour Variations
The nice thing about the red version is, if you’ve lost your controller somewhere, you could easily find it! :D
THE RED ONE HNHNHNNNGNGN
oh my god that purple one looks sick as fuck
little touch of green here and there and bam you’ve got yourself a Unit 01 PS4
I like the gold one
GODDAMN THE RED ONE!! @_@
O.O the lilac looking like it wants me to take it home and give it that love
I’m feeling special things for that purple one. I shall purchase it and call it…Prince. :3
Prince the Playstation! I need this to be a thing. It needs glitter and golden symbol
I need that purple one in my life yo.
Is that… a silver ps4?
Fucking with that gold parallellogram version of the PS2.
guess who is owned by Microsoft
fuck it’s real i just checked
(Source: wandercaren, via ms-fixit)